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Feeling of impending doom.... - Are we not men?
Feeling of impending doom....
Very odd crawl-under-a-rock-and-die sort of feeling, can't quite place the source. That feeling you know, like, when you're like 16 and you KNOW your boyfriend is about to break up with you because you kissed Billy on the lips or something.

wtf does that mean?! Means I have this odd feeling of impending doom! I just said that! I feel like I should be apologizing to someone profusely, or at least trying to fix something, but damned if I know what it is. My conscience has gone insane.

I desperately need a belt. I cannot function any longer without a belt. If I didn't have bones, my trousers would fall off. Which is a really stupid thing to say considering DOI if I didn't have bones I'd be a pile of sluglike flesh with no real need for pants at all.

Working from home is boring as hell. Glad I'm in the office today.

I suppose I'm not going to shake this feeling of guilt until I do a bit of groveling. Please let me know if you are the one I offended so that I can try to make things right. Sorry for the form-grovel, but as i'm not quite sure of my crimes it's the best I can do right now.
Please forgive me! It was not my intent to be hurtful/obnoxious/belligerent/deceitful/treacherous/condescending/rude/malodorous/incompetent/self-aggrandizing! If there is anything at all I can do to rectify the situation, I will be more than happy to comply! Be magnanimous, and in return I will do my best to ensure that the situation does not repeat itself!

I know I suck at groveling. Thanks.

I'm all : sad kafkaesque
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From:jpegasus
Whiner.
Date: August 10th, 2004 - 11:20 am
 
Oouuu I hate that feeling. *wuggus* I normally get in when I, say, haven't checked to see if I need to pay my credit card bill lately. *coff*

Glad that the office is more interesting. I don't think I could work from home, just because I wouldn't get anything done.

...but then, at least I'd have food handy. >->

(PS: Thanks for the LJ help. I'm trying really hard to be smrt right now. I'll let you know how that goes. ._.
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