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Kitty! - Are we not men?
But first, last night I went to Wal-mart and bought vast quantities of food. Well, for me anyway. And so I'm lookin, and it's all snacks and beverages. Doritos, cashews, Triscuits, Nutter Butter, Potato Skins chip-things, and of course the jalapeno flavored Lays Kettle Cooked. I probably have really clogged arteries. Salt should be good for you. Or, for me. Is salt good for you? Fish like, live in it, and they seem healthy enough until they arrive on a dinner plate in various stages of mutilation... you know, as humans we eat just about everything in the ocean but sand. I ate sand once, just to see, but it was eww. And probably didn't digest very well, seeing as it's all made of silica and stuff. What's paste made out of? Not like I'm gonna eat paste NOW, but you know. Wonder if that's still digesting. Speaking of digesting, I swallowed gum last week.
Umm.. yes, it was my own gum. The hell kind of question was that ¬¬

In somewhat related news, I finally bought the movie "Soylent Green", you know, the one with that guy in it. But I haven't opened the box yet, because no reason.

Pictures of my cats! Some new, some old. I really do have enough extra fur in the carpets to make a new cat. Maybe that's where the black kittens came from, they spontaneously burst into existence from the extra hair. Lately Pharaoh has been lying on his back in the middle of the floor, but as soon as I get up to go take a picture, he moves. He's like "No. No pictures of ore-sama's vast fuzzy girth. For you not to touch the kitty."

ZOMG! Moofy's on TV!

Hmm, let's see what's in her video collection...

He's playing with things. Note the copious amounts of black tufts of hair in the carpet.

Look how he's grown! You can tell by the size of my big toe.

See? He used to be the size of my toe! Now he's bigger than that.

Hep and Pharaoh. I honestly don't know how they both fit on the bookshelf like that. Look there on the 2nd shelf. That's a 1st printing of Philip K. Dick's "Ubik" right there behind "The Early Asimov". I'm either mad 1337 or an ubergeek.

Two-headed kitty! Not really. It's Hep and Pharaoh, sharing a bookcase. See how there's books missing? They get into the fireplace and shove books out from the back. There's books all over the floor by that bookshelf. (No I haven't picked them up yet.)

This is just the best pic of Hep ever. Anything you ever wanted to know about the Hep can be found in this picture. It's Hep's defining moment.

Aww, ball-o-Hep! He's really quite large, and he's kinda pushy, so when he balls up like this it's especially cute.

This is Pharaoh when he was about 6 months old.

This is Pharaoh now. He barely fits up there! I really don't know how they managed to share it earlier.

The pretty one. His milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard.

And more Classic Hep. He likes to sit on top of the icebox. It used to be his sanctuary, until the other cats learned how to get up there. They don't sit, though, they just get up there to pester Hep.

I'm all : geeky naked!
Jammin' with : Porno Graffitti - Pallet
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Date: October 22nd, 2004 - 06:31 am
AW! They are SO cute! I also noticed how in one picture your bookself is full and in another I can see where the cats have nocked them out. Aw.... so cute.
Can you feel the love?
Date: October 22nd, 2004 - 11:10 am
Mein Kitty ist das cutest.
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