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A Weekend Tale - Are we not men?
A Weekend Tale
Once about 2 or 3 years ago, we were at this burger joint called Fuddruckers, and my sister was saying how much she loves the cheese there. It's cheese sauce. You know, in a pump-squirt thing (and I do not mean anything filthy by that). Cheese.
So, I sez, I sez, "Would you eat a whole bowl of that cheese?"
And my sister replied. "Sure, but not now because I'm already full."
Every time we went to that burger place, I would suggest she eat a bowl of cheese, because she said she would. It's almost like a bet or a dare or something, she's obligated to eat a bowl of cheese. But she never did, because she loves teh burgerx0rz.

So, Saturday, we went to Fuddruckers. They have an awesomeness gardenburger thing, I'm sorta addicted to those, especially if I can put diced tomatoes and onions and jalapenos on it. Anyway, that's irrelevant to the story. We went to Fuddruckers, and I did not know that my sister did not have money. She just asked if she could go with us to lunch, not if I could buy her lunch, so I was not going to buy her lunch.
So, she has no money. So I buy me and Holly some lunch. And so we're sitting there, waiting for our food, and Lainie goes "Maybe today's the day I eat a bowl of cheese."
So when my food came, I got a bowl, filled it with cheese, and gave it to my sister who had no money and no food.

She ate it.

Then she ate MORE cheese.

My sister ate a bowl of cheese. Then we went to the mall the end.

Jammin' with : Some jpop song BLESSING or something
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I've been goosed!
Date: October 25th, 2004 - 06:31 pm
ZOMG Fuddruckers cheese sauce! I haven't ever made a meal out of just the cheese, but I did eat just cheese and fries once.

And you do realize that now every time I see one of those dispensers, I'm gonna think "pump-n-squirt" and lose my appetite. >
I saved you a seat.
Date: October 25th, 2004 - 11:27 pm
Then my job here is done.
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