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Zombies and Hot Peppers - Are we not men?
Zombies and Hot Peppers
I only like spicy foods. I don't even like the foods I used to like unless I make it spicy somehow. Like, peanut butter and... uhh... hot peppers. That actually sounds brilliant, I might do that next time I buy bread.
And I only like cinnamon gum because it's the only spicy gum. And then I accidentally swallowed it AGAIN today. How stupid can I get? Apparently pretty damned stupid. How old am I, ten? No, Holly's 9 and she never swallows her gum.

So, Saturday night we went to this noodle place that last time had really good food, but then on Saturday it was well suck. And there was something bad in mine. It sucked, but you know, it was spicy so I ate it. It was a good spicy that I liked, but... it sucked really. I mean the flavor. It tasted like spicy ass. Which sounds a lot more glamorous than it is. Then we spent like 15 or 20 minutes watching a cat bathe itself, because it was a cute cat and he sits funny when he bathes. I wish I'd taken a picture.

But on to the zombies. You know what's scary? A half-zombie. No I don't mean half of a zombie, I mean a whole being that is half-zombie. The convenient thing about zombies is that they are all decrepit and you can pretty much move out of the way if they're coming at you. But if they're only half zombie, they might have perfectly normal functioning legs, and can chase you well, but then they have a decaying head and need to eat your brains! See? That's scary! Especially if the half-zombie was a sprinter prior to becoming a half-zombie. Then you're pretty much brains-on-toast, unless the wind resistance from the sprinting makes the zombie-parts fly off the body frame. You might have a chance then.

So, seriously, if you HAD to be the living dead, what would you rather be, ghost, vampire, or zombie? I think I'd go with ghost. There's really no downside unless you get an itch because you can't touch stuff so you'd never be able to scratch it. That would suck.

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Teacher said not to.
Date: November 1st, 2004 - 08:13 pm
I'd wanna be a vampire. But like, a buffy vampire. So I could be modern. And have a sense of humor. And eat. And have sex.

And then like, super strength and eyesight and smell and jump! How badass would that be yeah I think so!
Stop asking about milk already.
Date: November 1st, 2004 - 09:04 pm
But you'd be dependant on the blood of mortals to survive! Ghosts don't have to depend on the blood of mortals to survive! They just hang out and watch tv all day. And never get flabby. That's the unlife for me.
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: November 1st, 2004 - 08:43 pm
No body parts flying off, and if someone looks at me the wrong way, I bite them. Heh. Suckers.

And I'd definately have a fan following. Vampires are in right now. So I'd be popular and evil.

Always a good combination.
Vampires are known for their excellent counting skills. And I can go out in the daylight if it rains.

Can you feel the love?
Date: November 1st, 2004 - 09:06 pm
You could be all sexy and angsty like Hyde in that movie. I dunno, vampires seem to have quite a bit of angst. I'm stickin with ghost.
This place is filthy.
Date: November 2nd, 2004 - 03:34 am
One of the greatest words in the world.

Aside from pizza.
Date: November 1st, 2004 - 09:06 pm
Vampire or ghost. Touch choice but I think I would go with ghost. I could go out in daylight, be invisble, fly, and scare people without killing them. (Unless I gave them a heartattack) Plus being able to go through stuff would be a cool! Not to mention no more pain. Yup. Ghost for me!
I've been goosed!
Date: November 1st, 2004 - 10:57 pm
See? Ghosts have all the benefits with none of the drawbacks! Yey ghost! :D
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