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know what's funny? - Are we not men?
know what's funny?
It's funny when a baby calls you. A baby called me yesterday. It was like this:
Me: Hello?
Baby: Hiiiiiiii!!! gggggggggffhfhfhhfhhhhhhhhhhh
(background sound): What are you doing? Give me that.

And then I went on an expedition into Holly's room.

Within the first few minutes of the expedition, I found these creatures on the top bunk!

This one here seemed a bit irritated by my presence...

While this one just seemed stunned.

Eventually, they decided to ignore me completely, and went back to what they were doing before.

Now wasn't that exciting! Wildlife in it's natural habitat.
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This place is filthy.
Date: November 5th, 2004 - 04:34 pm

Kittys that hate me. ¬_¬
I'm a babe magnet.
Date: November 7th, 2004 - 02:05 am
I know this isn't the right place, but I just remembered -- I had a dream about you last night. A pretty big dream. I can't remember much about it, but it was an adventure/nightmare scenario. In the dream, I had travelled all the way to see you, and we were just hanging out, like internet buddies who have met up. But then you eventually dragged me into an action-packed explosive life of crime, and since I couldn't leave or escape I was sucked into your lifestyle, and became your accomplice. The most striking image from the dream was of you, in some kind of mariachi costume, and a rocket launcher over your shoulder, blowing up a huge mansion and walking away in slow-motion. I was like, "Jeez, I just went to visit a nice decent person who has a kid and some cats, and she's sucked me into this lifestyle!"

So, um. That's it.
I saved you a seat.
Date: November 7th, 2004 - 02:56 am
That is so awesome. Man.
Tonight Holly said "Mom, tell me the details of your plot to take over the world! When you take over the world, can I have New Mexico? I like to ski." And I said "Yes, but I can't tell you my plot, because you'll end up falling in love with the hero and betraying me at the last minute."

In unrelated news, I had a weird magical girl dream, that me and my cats were at Tokyo Tower, and something weird was going on, and then someone was thrown off a building, and screaming as she fell, and then I woke up and I realized I had a scary movie on repeat play and the scream was from the movie.
3 droids -- Spew an android