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I just woke up eh
So, what's better. Apples? Or pears? I'd have to say pears are better.

I don't know why I'm asking. All I have is Pringles.
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Date: December 9th, 2004 - 12:56 pm
Apples are much better, pears have a wierd, untrustworthy texture, and the flavor is unsavory at that.
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Date: December 9th, 2004 - 01:18 pm
No apples are all tart and you can kill small children with them. Pears are more polite, and ok yes the texture is a bit untrustworthy, but so am I. The flavor of a pear is subtle and slightly green, and that makes it better than the beat-you-with-a-zibby-stick sour of apples. I don't even know what a zibby stick is. Fuck apples! Fuck them good.
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Date: December 9th, 2004 - 02:25 pm
No apples are all tart and you can kill small children with them.

Date: December 9th, 2004 - 07:54 pm
I dun wanna put weapons in my mouth!

I suppose I worded the question poorly. Which is better to eat, apples or pears.
Teacher said not to.
Date: December 9th, 2004 - 03:01 pm
Not all apples are tart. I like 'em sweetish and mega-crispy. Like, the softest apple I'll tolerate is Fuji or Gala, and Pink Lady is absolute apple perfection, and Granny Smith is close. All the colors of Delicious are teh nast.
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Date: December 9th, 2004 - 09:42 pm
I like pears better. And since you brought up varieties, I can't remember the names of my favorite pears off the top of my head, but I recognize the names when I see 'em in stores.

I guess I suck at words.
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Date: December 9th, 2004 - 02:39 pm
Pears are better. Unless they're not fully ripe yet. Like when they're too crisp? Yeah, that sucks.

I'm also not so fond of the mushy mushy type in syrup in cans. Those suck too. I can't even imagine wanting to put that in my mouth.

And can you imagine how gross something like "pearsauce" would be? Applesauce, sure, but not pearsauce. Ewww. ew ew ew.

But pears are definitely better.
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Date: December 9th, 2004 - 02:55 pm
Much love for the icon. I often wondered about that... ^_^
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Date: December 9th, 2004 - 09:45 pm
I would eat pearsauce. Especially, like, if I was really old and didn't have any teeth. I was just remarking earlier how I would eat brownie slush, too. Now, brownie slush with pearsauce on top? That sounds fab.
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