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The Q is for Quality - Are we not men?
The Q is for Quality
Last night a sales rep from "Great Expectations" called. She asked if I was still single and was interested in meeting quality men. I explained that I wasn't really up for dating at this time in my life. That's all well and good, and true, but on reflection I think I could have been a little more creative. I could have said "No, I prefer losers to men of quality. Quality men expect alot out of their significant other, whereas losers are happy with the occassional feel-copping." Or I could have gone real wacko and asked about their connections to Miss Havisham. Poor girl, she just couldnt' fathom that I would be unattached and liking it. She said she would call back in a couple months. I guess by then I'll be desperate for a man.

I'm all : predatory predatory
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From: (Anonymous)
Whiner.
Date: August 13th, 2001 - 10:17 am
  I validate you!
I *val*idate your opinion!
You have been *val*idated!
But only for three hours!
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