A guy I work with is headbanging and making little "thrashing" sounds. Now he's playing air drums. I can only assume this is a result of a lethal ear virus. He has small padded ... things... on his ears which I guess are how they treat that sort of thing.
It's not working.
Incidentally, my VCR is not Y2K compliant. I don't know at what point this happened, but apparently last night I recorded something on 8-7-27. Amazing!