First off, Livejournal isn't working too well for me today. But that's not interesting.
Todd just came in and informed us that the factory has been infested with the feared Black Widow spider. Billions and billions of black widow spiders spilled out of a crate of lumber, and are now loose inside the factory. We're all claiming workman's comp, plus we are leaving early to go to the doctor. Seeing as it's Tuesday, our particular doctor is probably at the sports bar. I guess that's where we'll be, lookin for him.